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Bacon Egg and Cheese Rice Paper Spiral Follow me AND comment RECIPE and I’ll send my recipe straight to your inbox. It’s hard to beat the perfect little bacon egg n cheese from the shop on the corner when you’re in New York. It’s definitely my go-to breakfast and I think about them more than I’m going to admit right now. I’ve tried this rice paper hack before but comboing it with a bacon egg and cheese might be the ultimate move. It’s crunchy, gooey, melty and insanely delicious. You gotta try i

1️⃣ Order for both of you. Don’t ask, don’t explain. Two simple cappuccinos. Then wait. 2️⃣ If he immediately snaps: “Why did you decide for me? Maybe I don’t even like that coffee!” This isn’t about taste—it’s about emotional stability. A man who panics or takes offense over a $5 drink isn’t grounded. If a small choice rattles him, imagine what real stress will do. 3️⃣ If he calmly corrects you: “Thanks, but I usually take it black—mind if I swap?” This is confidence without aggression. He can